Courgette Chaos Club Personalised Gift Box Set

Every allotment has that one legend whose courgette harvest gets a little out of hand. This personalised Courgette Chaos Club gift box turns their running jokes about gluts, gossip and giant marrows into a smart, coordinated set they’ll be proud to show off in the shed, kitchen or veg patch.

Lift the lid of the kraft gift box and everything is nestled in shredded paper, ready to give. The wooden hanging plaque (20 x 10 cm) is the star: a bold retro-style design bursting with chunky courgettes, marrows, tomatoes, peas, a watering can, slug and pigeon doodles. Big, playful lettering welcomes everyone to their very own “Courgette Chaos Club”, complete with the line “no courgettes one week, 25 the next” – and their name printed loud and proud in the centre.

The white ceramic 11 oz (325 ml) mug makes them an “Official Member” of the “Surplus Produce Department”, surrounded by lively veg illustrations and badge-style shapes in greens, reds and sunny yellow. Four square acrylic coasters (each 10 x 10 cm, 3 mm thick) continue the joke, with different slogans including nods to gluts, gossip, first-tomato bragging rights, enormous marrows and the danger of standing still when spare courgettes are on the loose. A polished round stainless-steel keyring, engraved with “Glut Keys” and a stylised courgette, comes tucked in a white organza bag – perfect for plot or shed keys.

Every item is designed to be enjoyed, not just admired. The plaque’s high-resolution print and natural rope hanger mean it’s ready to go straight on a wall or shed door indoors. The mug’s vivid sublimation print keeps the colours looking fresh, cuppa after cuppa. The smooth, high-gloss acrylic coasters protect surfaces from drink rings and wipe clean in moments, and the rust-resistant stainless-steel keyring is made for daily use.

Whether you’re looking for a funny allotment gift, a quirky surprise for a vegetable grower or a thoughtful thank you for your favourite produce swapper, this personalised set lands the joke perfectly. Add their name, let the design do the talking and give them a Courgette Chaos Club they can proudly claim as their own.